Story Time #2 : "Quality" Hotel.

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This weekend when my dad kindly drove me and my brother to London (well he actually drove down to Portsmouth to pick my brother Alex up from his apprenticeship placement then to London) to see All Time Low in concert, we decided to stay the night so the day was less hectic and we could casually travel back the way we came. 

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Dad found a cheap, functional hotel round the corner from the venue. No fuss no hassle. Sorted. Now, I'm not complaining or leaving a bad review but walking round our three bedded room (the duvets were actually really comfy) I was pointing out things and it amused them so much that my dad told me to blog about it, so let's go. 


We start with the name of the hotel. As you can see, "Quality Hotel Wembley". You can probably tell where this is going...

Number one: radiator hanging off the wall. It's probably actually divorced the wall and leant up against the bed. Or trying to spice things up with the wall by leaning on the bed. We may as well paint  this slutty radiator like one of the French girls because look...
There's already a couple nails in the wall to hang a picture from. And measurements too! Quality. 

Minibar? Quality. 


I particularly loved the blue feature wall behind the beds. Quality. 


I'd love to hear the story behind the reasons for needing this sign. Nee-naw grammar police! The kettles in your rooms ARE for boiling water purposes only. Also, how in the actual fuck can you have a bath on the floor?


Although they did have a handy little safe for you valuable ite- oh no wait, yeah there's no batteries. Quality.


Such a quality view as well! Loved this writing on the two windows. Written on from the outside - strange.


Probably the only quality thing about this hotel was the door handle. Looked pretty and you just show the card to the door and you're in!


But don't forget to put the key card in this key holder thing because the lights won't work. (Yes we called reception we completely forgot about the key-light thing)

My dad actually contemplated going across the road to Holiday Inn and asking if they had any rooms there. Nevertheless  the room was safe and functional so it wasn't a complete tragedy, just a poorly named hotel. 

Tell me your hotel mishaps in the comments, where have you stayed that was "quality"?
 

Cheerio loved ones - Beky x

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